Beer Guts No More!

Ok, this caught my attention. Any crap with the following caption under the picture of a shirtless Matthew McConaughey is worth reading (if only to further my already excessive procrastination while providing some visual stimulation):

"Matthew McConaughey's chiseled, hairless bod has some guys hitting the gym and the waxing clinic.”

Yeah, because the alternative boob job, liposuction, Brazilian lift, Botox lip injections, blonde highlights, tight leather corsets, and 4" heels that lead to certified vixen status are just so much more bearable than an afternoon at the gym and a wax job.

God forbid that they get a little insecure and do *SOMETHING* about it!