Words to Live By
"Dating her is like going shopping for a microwave and coming home with a toaster oven. They'll both warm up your meal, but the toaster oven will take a bit longer."
-Ares
(Speaking about an acquaintance's mate)
posted by Lyllia at 11:20 PM
7 Comments:
lol... good one...
Kahlua:
I thougt so, too. He comes up with these thougts every once in a while... quite fun to have him around, really.
Hilarious and very clever!
hello Lyllia! nice to have you by my blog the other day. Did you hear the one about dating women, which is like working with computers?
j:
He's a never-ending source of comedy.. and wisdom to a much lesser extent.
elidio:
Hola! Thanks for dropping by. No, I haven't heard about that one... do tell, please.
well, it goes like this (not for die-hard feminists)
Women are like computers:
someone will have a better one than yours...
they take time to start up and sometimes they get into a man's nerves
they crash when you least expect it
often, they do whatever they want without your consent
they freeze and there's no way to make them work
and the moment you get one, you are already longing for a more recent model
they never forget and have automatic back ups of unwanted unformation
the more expensive ones are the best
but the cheapest ones will make you pay more...
Elidio:
That was too funny!! Considering my hubby is THE techie geek, he could relate on many levels! ;P
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